I was just listening to Monday's PM via the magic of the interweb. One of the definite upsides of living in a different timezone is that I get to listen to Eddie Mair way more than I ever did back home. It's impossible for me to heart Eddie any more than I do, what a radio god!

Anyway, there was a piece on some insane new initiative to find a motto or mission statement or something for Britain. Who thinks of these things? And then who sits there in a meeting and says "Yeah - great idea!" But since it's on the agenda here's my suggestion: