I'm cracking on with my new year's resolutions. Yesterday I went to my first ever yoga class. Initial impressions: it was dark! Obviously they were spending their money on heating and couldn't afford to turn the lights on.

My goal is to be able to touch my toes by the end of the year. That may not sound like much to you but right now the best I can do is wave at them from mid-calf. In my wildest dreams I think about putting my palms on the floor. That's what they call a stretch goal. Stretch goal... Geddit!! Boom Boom! ithangyew....