I think my favourite nightclub may be in Bangalore. Admitedly I'm 36 and haven't had a favourite club since I was at university so it may be faint praise but Zero G truly rocks. It's on the top floor and has an airy, tent-like roof but not many walls so it's cool and not too smoky and you can see the lights of Bangalore without. With the combination of cool location, HOOJ CHOONS and the Indian capacity to dance and have fun it's absolutely fantastic. I've been to Bollywood night on a Wednesday which was great and last night seemed to be funky house night. We had a bit of an end of TWU party there and a good night was undoubtedly had by all. Even better for a confirmed lightweight like me it closes at 11.30. So not only can you dance and then get to feel cool for being in the club at chucking out time but with luck you can be tucked up in bed by midnight. Result!

* Kudos to Sat for thinking up this killer Indian chat up line.