Happy New Year chums.

Here are my resolutions - you are my witnesses:

1. Quit the on-line dating: It's taken me a year and a half to realise that it's just not for me. I could go into why not by Spinsterella has done it much better. I deleted my account today - so that's already achieved, now I just have to guard against recidivism.
2. Do some voluntary work: Not the most original resolution, but then thats not the point. In a world without my mum and dad we are down two good-guys so we all need to step up...