Turner Prize: Simon Starling has won the Turner Prize for his work Shedboatshed. Sounds like a much needed dose of Tommy Cooper into the contemporary arts scene:

[tommy cooper voice]Shed-Boat. Boat-Shed. Ahhhahhaha[/tommy cooper voice]

Tory Boy: David Cameron is the Queen's 5th cousin twice removed. There's some hard-core genealogy going down these days.