So I'm shopping online for a wedding present for some forthcoming conubials. It's at John Lewis so I'm confident I won't be knowingly undersold. I've done the bit where I find that the only stuff left is the expensive Le Creuset cookware and now I'm on to the bit where I put in my contact details.

Step 1 - title. Easy eh, but at the JLP you are, or rather one is, spoilt for choice:

HRH?

Blimey charlie - you get a better class of shopper round this end of the information superhighway. And hey, there's more:

Dad would be so chuffed!