I've just played the most bizarre ice hockey match in Milton Keynes..


Can you see the other end? No, me neither



These pics were taken during the women's game before ours but it was just the same when we played. Apparently the aircon was bust causing this localised condensation. Dude - I was totally tripping. Shapes would just appear out of the mist and then vanish again. But the poor old goalies had a real nightmare; certainly put the cricketers to shame today, they couldn't see a thing but had to keep going. But lets not carp - we won 12-2. I got a goal but I was just happy to make it through without too much trouble from my injured knee.

Having derided our brave cricketing boys, we are only one decent batting performance from wining the ashes and if they get the chance to come of for bad light, rain, east winds, north winds, thunder... typhoons... SMOG!! I for one won't blame them.

COME ON ENGLAND!