Just heard a hilarious (OK you can be the judge of that) version on the classic "What's your Porn Star name" game (Flipper Crace if you are interested) on the Mark Radcliffe show on R2.

Take the President of the United States at the time of your birth [ need help? ].

Then take the name of the last British seaside town you visited.

Put them together and what have you got?

Your West Indian cricketer name, of course!

Coming in off his long run, from the Vauxhall End, it's Nixon Woolacombe