I achieved a long standing ambition of mine in the toilet of the London to Edinburgh train on Friday. And it's not what you're thinking - dirty boy.

I've long wanted to find somebody's wallet, put some money INTO it and hand it in. So that's what I did. I'd love to think that the chap in question will be re-united with his lost wallet and then be pleasingly baffled to find that it has slightly more money in it than when he lost it. Of course he'll probably never realise but what the heck: it made me happy!